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TRUE: Donald Trump Tweets Image Of His Penis – A Trump Dick Pic

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Written by Jimmy Rustling

Donald Trump has broken all kinds of norms during his presidential campaign, but he just went to a whole new level today by tweeting what is supposedly an image of his private-parts. The tweet was quickly deleted but not before being retweeted over 5,000 times.

The tweet comes in response to comments made by Marco Rubio about the size of Donald Trump’s hands during the recent Republican debates.

“Look at those hands, are they small hands?” Trump told the audience in Detroit. “And he [Rubio] referred to my hands, ‘if they’re small something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee it.”

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A screenshot of Donald Trump’s tweet captured by ABC News just minutes before it was deleted.

Rubio in recent days revived a decades-old old insult, mocking Trump for having relatively small hands.

“He’s always calling me Little Marco. And I’ll admit he’s taller than me. He’s like 6’2, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5’2,” Rubio said in Virginia on Sunday. “And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.”

The New York billionaire has heard similar comments about his hands or, more precisely, his fingers, for years.

As Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter recalled online last year: “Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a ‘short-fingered vulgarian’ in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago.”

David Mikkelson, founder of Snopes, a website that takes the fun out of stories on the internet in order to generate advertising revenue, told ABC News that he approves of what a story like this is accomplishing.

“This type of story, when it goes viral, and we debunk it, we make money,” Mikkelson said. “The secret behind a good Snopes article is a formula that we have used since day one, it’s actually quite simple. First, we start with the same cookie-cutter outline we use for every site that we debunk. Next, we copy and paste parts of the original article into ours. After that, one of our “writers” will type one or two sentences that talk about the content we just copy and pasted. And now, last but not least, we slap a title on there similar to the article’s headline that we’re debunking. By doing this, it will show up at the top of Google for anyone searching for that story, and that’s it! Then we just sit back and let the money roll in. We are the absolute definition of clickbait! I’ll tell what, if it wasn’t for great writers like Internet news satirist Paul Horner, putting out the stories that he does, my children wouldn’t have been able to go to college.” Holding back tears, Mikkelson finishes by saying, “Though we are currently being sued by Fox News for calling them a “fake news site”, so lets just hope Paul Horner writes another story soon.”

ABC News reached out to Trump’s campaign for comment about the x-rated tweet and at the time of this press release did not receive a response.




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Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.

9 Comments

    • were you there? Because I can tell you I would have to look at myself to say if he does
      have Big One but most likely, he does not have one at his age. And you are right about that it is nasty and Gross.

  • Donald Trump is a fucking pathetic pig. He’s a disgusting disgrace. This nation should be ashamed.
    Anyone who supports him is a fringe lunatic. This is suck a fucking joke. Vile shit faced pig.

  • The people who accept this behavior are obviously of the younger generation (kids.) Before you “kids” vote for Trump, ask yourself if you are prepared to die for Trump, because if elected POTUS, Trump is going to start a war, that war is going to have battlefields in our own backyard, and you are going to be drafted to the front. Are you willing to die or be incapacitated for the rest of your life for someone with the mentality of a ten year old?

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