Fappy The Dolphin

Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolpin AKA Paul Horner Standup Comedy

Paul Horner is Fappy doing standup
Written by Jimmy Rustling

Fappy AKA Paul Horner doing standup at The Turf in downtown Phoenix.

A big thank you to the funny and talented Erick Biez for hosting and playing along perfectly considering this was the first attempt at this. Also, thank you so much Matt Storrs for filming!

The video cuts off at the very end because the phone ran out of memory, but you’ll get the idea.

Follow Fappy and STOP Masturbation NOW! Save your soul before its too late!!!
www.facebook.com/fappythedolphin
and
www.stopmasturbationnow.org

About the author

Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.

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