Fappy The Dolphin

The Hangover

The Hangover
Written by Jimmy Rustling

Now that it’s getting close to Christmas, I recommend gathering the family together, making a bowl of popcorn, grabbing your favorite beverage and watching ‘The Hangover’. It’s one of my all-time favorite movies! That movie cracks me up! Did you know they were actually going to name Jesus, Carlos? And one of Jesus’ disciples gets married to a stripper, and they all black out from drinking too much wine. They even steal a cop car! But you know what they say, what happens in Jerusalem, stays in Jerusalem! it’s hilarious! 5 stars! Praise Fappy!

About the author

Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.

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