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A Big Day At The Office

Written by Michael Davies

It’s been so busy here at the office today. It’s always a busy day at the office, EVERY DAY IS A BUSY DAY! I gotta quite this job, I don’t care how much it pays. The stress, the hours… it’s taking a toll on me man. Though TGIF, you know what I’m sayin’? Am I right or am I right? HAPPY HOUR BABY! I am going to get black out drunk, and dance the night away, but this time I will make sure not to bring with me that phone number of the one big black girl, like 500lbs. I am NOT doing that again! NO! NO! Gotta focus on just sticking to the domestic beer, pizza and wings and I’m going to have a fantastic Friday! And I hope you guys do too! Have a great weekend everyone!

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Michael Davies

Reporting on all things fun and exciting! Michael Davies has won many awards including a Peabody and Pulitzer Prize, but says his proudest achievement in life is his 8-year-old girl named Heather.

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