Advice Fappy The Dolphin Opinion

Do You Know You Are Stupid If You Are Stupid?

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Written by Jimmy Rustling

For the many out there that are stupid, do they know they are stupid?

In no way am I saying that I am not stupid, but I know I am relatively intelligent compared to society in general.

A year ago my kidneys failed and I almost died. It was because of some dumb sh*t I did, and just in case you did not know, the health of your kidneys directly effects your brain function. I remember trying to talk to people, and I kept saying “um” and “like” in EVERY sentence I tried putting together. When I was real close to death, I did not know my first name, but could name the last seven presidents, which the doctors thought was funny.

Throughout all of it, I could not put together a complete sentence without pausing until my kidneys were at least at about 15% healed, and they were at one point pretty much zero percent – that was the not knowing my name and dying part. And then when they were 50%-100% I was completely normal, or as normal as I am now ha

Some of the people that comment on my Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Page, they truly amaze me. For example, the image below.

Do stupid people know they are stupid?

So, “God” starts off talking about homosexuality, which Fappy The Dolphin always talks sh*t on or calls “homogay”, and in this Fappy does not even acknowledge it, and that is the joke. This guy commenting is aware that Fappy is a joke and is not real. He is not completely stupid, but his thought process is obviously slowed.

When my kidneys failed, I could tell I was stupid. I kept apologizing to the doctors, telling them that I am not normally like this. I knew I was stupid.

So I wonder, do people know they are stupid? I would really like to know. If so, what would that be like going through life “knowing” that you are stupid? I could not handle it. When that kidney situation was happening to me, if I knew I was going to be “stupid” the rest of my life that would be an easy decision of a bullet through the brain. There is NO WAY I could deal with that 24 hours a day for the rest of my life.

My opinion.

45 minutes later….

I talked with my friend Andy Steinberg about this; he made me look at this from a different angle, and I think he’s right.

With me, and my kidney failure, a bar had been set.

I had previously known what it was like to not be stupid.

A stupid person has always been stupid, so why would they know the difference?

Steinberg said that most stroke victims are aware that they are functioning on a slower level.

So, I’m not sure what the correct answer is but it is interesting to think about.

About the author

Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.

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