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AZ Gov. Jan Brewer Marrying Hispanic Woman In January When Term Ends

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer to marry Hispanic woman
Written by Jimmy Rustling

After years of public disdain for gays and minorities, it is being reported that Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has plans to marry a Hispanic woman once out of office. Brewer is asking for privacy on this matter.




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Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.

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