Satire

ISIS: Vote On Your Favorite Picture Of Muhammad

Written by Jimmy Rustling

“It is getting too dangerous out there these days without knowing what the real Prophet Muhammad looks like”, said one member of ISIS who wished to remain anonymous. “That is why Islam, along with Al-Qaeda and ISIS have all joined forces to settle this heated dispute once and for all.”



Muhammad judging ends January 31st, 2015 where the most popular drawing of Muhammad will be crowned the official picture of Muhammad for billions and billions of years to come, so choose wisely! Good luck!

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Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.

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