Standup Comedy

Standup Comedy by Paul Horner AKA Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin

Paul Horner is Fappy doing standup
Written by Jimmy Rustling

Standup Comedy by Paul Horner AKA Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin And The Monsanto Company; I think you’ll either hate this or love it. But what I do promise is you have never seen anything like this before. Enjoy!



A big thank you to the funny and always talented Erick Biez for hosting this the other night and playing the part perfectly, considering it was the first attempt at this for either of us. Also, thank you so much Matt Storrs for filming this!

The video cuts off at the end a little early because the phone ran out of memory, but you’ll get the idea.

Fappy has so much more hate mail, time on his hands late at night while intoxicated just messing around with people, and it is all saved and ready to go! You just might be seeing something like this again. Praise Fappy!

About the author

Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.

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