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8-Bit Tecmo Bowl Cheerleaders: Better Than Your Dad’s Playboy

Written by Jimmy Rustling

While growing up, was there anything better than Half Time during the original NES Tecmo Bowl? This was as good as it got for a horny 5th grader who could not find their parents porn stash. Touch Down!

Tecmo Bowl cheerleader
Tecmo Bowl cheerleader
Tecmo Bowl cheerleader
Tecmo Bowl cheerleader
Tecmo Bowl cheerleaderTecmo Bowl Cheerleader

And who could forget the white Jerry Rice?

White Jerry Rice

Or the most epic touchdown in Tecmo Bowl history?

Bo Jackson Tecmo Bowl

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

About the author

Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.

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