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Snoop Dogg Offers $100K/Year For Blunt Roller To Join Entourage

Written by Jimmy Rustling

THE SNOOP DOGG WRAPPER FOR A RAPPER CONTEST: Known by his stage name Snoop Doggy Dogg, is currently hiring a full-time blunt roller for his entourage and himself. Yearly pay starts at $100,000 with a 3-year contract included. The poster, seen here, was created specifically for this contest, was commissioned by Snoop himself and created by renowned Arizona muralist Benji Sakoia and famous graffiti artist Sheppard Feiery.

Los Angeles, CA — American rapper, singer-songwriter and actor, Snoop Doggy Dogg held a press conference today to announce his intentions of hiring a full-time blunt-roller to join his entourage, with an amazing yearly salary of $100,000 plus a three year contract in addition to that.

The life-changing contest is called, ‘WRAPPER FOR A RAPPER’, and judges are asking contestants to submit a Youtube video. In the video, judges are requesting that you explain why you are the best candidate for the job and if you can handle partying 24/7 with Snoop and his entourage. And of course, most importantly, show off your blunt and joint rolling skills.

Snoop Dogg told 38-year-old Paul Horner, editor for the High Times Magazine, that he is thrilled to bring on a new member of the team whose sole purpose is to roll joints and blunts.

“My crew and myself are so excited about bringing on a full-time blunt-roller and I think $100,000 a year is a very fair price. This will bring out the best quality of blunt rollers and since part of the video submission showing your skills, we’ll be able to see your personality and if you can hang with the big dogs,” Snoop said.” The new employee must be able to travel at a moment’s notice and roll blunts.” Snoop continued,”But he or she has gotta be quick on their feet, a great sense of humor, intelligent – dummies need not apply, and most importantly roll a joint or blunt faster than Yosemite Sam.” Snoop continued, “I wanna know why you wanna roll blunts with the best and hang with my crew. This is a possible career for the right individual that we end up choosing. But I gotta warn ya, only the best of the best need apply for this highly coveted position of Snoop Dogg’s official blunt roller.”

Tom Downey, one of Snoop Dogg’s spokesman, spoke with Plant The Land, “Are you a bad enough dude to hang with Snoop Dogg’s entourage full time, and get $100,000 a year while doing it? How about a 3-year contract on top of that to sweeten the pot? Your only job is to roll blunts for Snoop and his crew and to be able to “keep up” with their worldwide partying and massive blunt sessions.”

For the poster, Snoop Dogg commissioned Arizona muralist Benji Sakoia and famous graffiti artist Sheppard Feiery.

A winner will be announced July 1st, 2017. The $100,000 a year salary includes a three-year contract plus full medical and dental. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to call (785) 273-0325.

1. You must submit a Youtube video no longer than 3 minutes in length
2. The video must contain why you would like to join Snoop Dogg’s entourage
3. And last but not least, please demonstrate your rolling abilities

To apply for this job of a lifetime; please submit your video HERE.

VIDEO: Snoop Dogg Offers $100K/Year For Blunt Roller To Join Entourage

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Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.