A Big Day At The Office

It’s been so busy here at the office today. It’s always a busy day at the office, EVERY DAY IS A BUSY DAY! I gotta quite this job, I don’t care how much it pays. The stress, the hours… it’s taking a toll on me man. Though TGIF, you know what I’m sayin’? Am I right or am I right? HAPPY HOUR BABY! I am going to get black out drunk, and dance the night away, but this time I will make sure not to bring with me that phone number of the one big black girl, like 500lbs. I am NOT doing that again! NO! NO! Gotta focus on just sticking to the domestic beer, pizza and wings and I’m going to have a fantastic Friday! And I hope you guys do too! Have a great weekend everyone!

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Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.