Donald Trump is well known for his polarizing opinions, eccentricities, narcissism and odd political ambitions. Some lonely nights this Christian family man has a problem paying enough money for certain hookers to fuck him, so he has to settle for his complacent wife, Fox News and typing in all caps on Twitter. His children, who get secret information from the Russians in order to manipulate the American presidential elections for their families benefit, are just absolutely horrible human beings. Their complacent mother applauds her husband’s offspring when they fire the help. Trump’s campaign of hate and ignorance towards Latinos, African Americans, Muslims and women in this country along with his total lack of regard towards the environment are serious cause for concern. Destroying anything in his way for profit is job #1 for Trump. His attempt to build support for an unnecessary war and the need to bomb countries while so many in this country are one paycheck away from being homeless worry those with a brain, but the real question on everyone else’s mind is; who wore it better? A cat or Donald Trump?
About the author
Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.